People,
How many of us have priced a freeway interchange lately? Here\'s news - they are expensive!
As for rest stops, they seem to be pervert magnets.
Besides, REAL MEN can hold their piss.
Interstate highways are just inviting people to pull over and take a piss there and then. Heck it was designed for men by men we can drop it out and women cant, makes it sort of hard doesnt it. What we need are toliets every 2 miles with mirror and makeup dispenser and condom machines and all sorts of other things i know like a pheromone dispensing machine a pack of SOE for $1 a pot.
People,
How many of us have priced a freeway interchange lately? Here\'s news - they are expensive!
As for rest stops, they seem to be pervert magnets.
Besides, REAL MEN can hold their piss.
Pervert magnets? Which interchanges? Where? What kind of perverts?
A piece of trivia--The interstates were originally designed to move the military (by Eisenhower), and there was a spefication that there be a streatch every 5 (or was it 10 ?) miles where a transport plane (of the day, no C5A\'s) could land or take off.
Really thats an interesting piece of information.
The height of overpasses was set at a certain height based on the heght needed to move missiles on trucks under them.
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FTR: Pervert magnets? Which interchanges? Where? What kind of perverts?
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hehe, FTR: You make me chuckle~ [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
Well given the current war climate with US-IRAQ and the Weapons of mass destruction debate and the inablilty of the United Nations inspectors to actually find any WMD and the US will still invade probably without UN approval.
So they need to probably install bunkers designed to withstand a nuclear attack every 10 miles along the interstate highways.
Thanks, Watcher. What a cheery little post. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
Standard dose of reality and also some scaremongering given the fact that it is a very real possibilty. ANd i am cheery as possible all the time. My pleasure.
hope like hell i get FTR and Elana stuck in my bunker
\"Bury your head in the sand, somebody will come along and shoot your ass off\"
[i] Wolfe
If the bomb don\'t getcha, the voracious women just might ... but what a way to go, huh?
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can\'t think of a better way to go [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
damn. i better buy stock in energizer batterys
Those energizer batteries can come in real handy hey everyone.
Ladies, this thread is what happens when you let men post on your forum.
Perhaps you need to re-think your hospitality.
Look at the topic-drift here...who says men are focused and logical? (I admit I do like the interstate nuclear bunker idea though...really clarifies the body language thing for me).
We don\'t pay them much attention, actually. We\'re just humoring them.
Irish...speaking of Off Topic conversations, have you ever visited our Off Topic Forum? You would feel like a superstar. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
I wouldn\'t know where to begin! Like my brothers on this thread, I seem to need a nice benign thread to hijack. It stimulates my tendency to fly off on an unrelated tangent.
Might be a guy thing. It\'s the way all my male buddies converse in a group. Works well with the male know-it-all attitude...since we think we know it all, we prove it by talking about everything! Listeners be damned...
IRISH-GO LOOK AT THE OFF TOPICS NOW!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!!
OK Elana - you\'re the boss.
Jesus! Thank you, Elana. Finally brought one to heel. Amazing. Great work.
Phew...that was frustrating. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
He\'s looking at his pm\'s.
He may BE a superstar. Won\'t sign autographs or have private conversations with the hoi polloi.
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