What body language do you when........

[xvs]

OK, nevermind!

[seadove]

I want Elana to solicitate a number 8 on me, non-verbally of course.

[Lucky]

Smile at him broadly 511 / always

Throw him a short, darting glance 253 / always

Dance alone to the music 253 / do this in my circle and you have every guy with an ounce of courage at your side

I do these in this order:
1. Look straight at him and flip your hair 139
2. Look at him, toss your head, then look back 102
3. Keep a fixed gaze on him 117

[Lucky]

I can\'t imagine having to go beyond the first 5 or 6 on the list to get him....

[cuddlebear]

I\'m sure it would take you nothing at all to get him ... sensuous and captivating as you are ... You aren\'t \"lucky\", you\'re just a hottie, that\'s all. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

Oh please...5 or 6 things on the list? In most cases a woman just has to be breathing and the men will come running to her. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Wolfe]

lmao@elana

ya got that right

[upsidedown]

>>I want Elana to solicitate a number 8 on me, non-verbally of course.<<

Seadove. Take a number and have a seat. Oh, and you might bring something good to read while you\'re waiting.

[tounge]

Maybe if you stop breathing you\'ll attract a better class of men.

[Elana]

Let me guess tounge....you don\'t do too well with the ladies, do you?

[Wolfe]

lol..tounge\'s turn in the barrel

[tounge]

Hah Elana, a little insecure I see. Never had a problem with chicks. Cocky and funny works more than phermones with gals. And it helps to have some green and social skills.

Best advice I could give young guys is to think like women, but be a man.

No barrel to be in Wolfe, If I meet babes like Elana and they don\'t appeal to me or are a little to stuck on themselves; I look em right in the eye and say NEXT! Plenty of hotties to go around.

[Elana]

You come off as the loser that looks out the window at all of the cool kids having fun. All you do is complain and whine. Not a chance in the world can you convince me or anyone else that you get women. Do yourself a favor and don\'t even try to give the men on this forum advice.

[tounge]

Sorry toots. I don\'t need to convince you of anything. You don\'t intrest me. The guys would be much futher ahead if they listened to people like me and not to girls like you. You don\'t want me to give advice to the guys because it helps them to deal with chicks like you.

As James Carville said: Drag a dollar through a trailer park and see what you find. NEXT.

[Elana]

Isn\'t it about time you start screaming that you deserve respect? That was so funny....what a pathetic jerk...you have to beg for respect.

[upsidedown]

>>As James Carville said: Drag a dollar through a trailer park and see what you find.<<

Oh, OK. Now I see how you get your women! It all makes sense now.

Sorry toungue. But, you\'ve never really come across very favorably to me, and I\'m sure a lot of other guys as well. You always talk down to and abuse people.

Sorry, but if acting that way is the only surefire way to get women, I\'ll just have to do without.

[tounge]

It\'s too bad Bruce is going to delete these posts. It\'s always fun to see a stuck up Bim go off the deep end. Merry Christmas toots.

[Elana]

Your so perceptive...I\'m just losing my mind at the thought of not being able to get a guy as fantastic as you.

[tounge]

Soory dude don\'t come here to impress you. Be a gentlemen now and defend the poor helpless female. I\'m going out to have a great time.

[upsidedown]

I don\'t need to defend anybody. I think most of these females can defend themselves.

I was just letting you know how you come across to some of us guys.

[Elana]

Tongue...I mean tounge..how often do you get your ass kicked?

[Wolfe]

ok guys..it\'s christmas so plz chill out

[Wolfe]

well if all this is gonna get deleted i\'m gonna get my licks in too.

Pounces on elana and gives her a good licking [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[tounge]

Merry Christmas Wolfe. And if you don\'t mind me talking down to you=== be careful where you lick that chick. Could have a yeast infecton.

[Wolfe]

dude..no need to talk to me at all

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Tounge,

I\'m with Krish from many posts ago. You can\'t spell your own name. Fall off your high horse and hit your head, or what? Cocky and funny? .... defensive and sarcastic ...

Merry Christmas anyway....how \'bout we try for merry and bright?

Comfort and joy?

anyone?

God rest ye merry.
fa-la-la-lafel from

FTR

[upsidedown]

Tounge,

You constantly complain about people cluttering up posts with unnecessary fluff. That\'s fine. If you don\'t like anything except learning about pheromone usage, as you have stated more than once, then don\'t come to the Women\'s or Off-Topic forums.

But, you were the one who came over here and took an unecessay jab at someone in this thread. Everybody\'s pretty much left you alone, but you were the one who got off topic and came over here and took an unprovoked jab at someone.

So, it looks like you don\'t mind getting off topic so much when it\'s you making yourself feel important by taking shots at other people.

Sorry but you\'ve got a lot to learn about how to treat other people. If your approach gets you women, then those are exactly the type women I don\'t want to meet.

I know you could care less if you have my respect or not. That\'s fine, because you don\'t.

>>Merry Christmas anyway....how \'bout we try for merry and bright?

Comfort and joy?

anyone? <<

Yes, I agree FTR. Merry Christmas to you and everybody.

[Wolfe]

i\'m sorry but i can\'t buy into that crap.IMHO any1 (and i know i\'m being a hypocrite here to some extent) that makes comments to judge, degrade or lower anothers esteem on the net w/o even knowing a real single fact about that person is a dumbass......................

[upsidedown]

>>i\'m sorry but i can\'t buy into that crap<<

I\'m sorry Wolfe, but what crap are you talking about? I can\'t really tell from your comments who you think is degrading whom on here.

[Elana]

Hi Renee,
Should I assume you arrived safely at your Mom\'s? Have a <font color=green>Merry</font color=green><font color=red>Christmas</font color=red> [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]