Per direct mandate from the queen....

[cuddlebear]

I have been appointed ROYAL FLATTERER in the court of the Full Member Club, and I must say you ladies are quite ravishing today! My duties include complimenting and flattering and I believe I am suited for the job. I decided \"Royal Butter-Upper\" was not the best title because it sounds too much like up the butt or something .... Cuddles [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

You deserve your title. Please continue to live up to your royal duties. We are a bunch of high maintenance ladies. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[upsidedown]

Yes, Royal Flatterer also sounds better than Royal BrownNoser.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

How about \"Her Majestys Procto-osculator\"
[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

[Elana]

We have some funny boys loose on the forum tonight [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Oh, that\'s good. Do you think any of them will write?

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Carpal tunnel already FTR?? I was only gone for a week or so!

BTW - I passed your home-town on my drive up north. That beltway-thingy outside of D.C. sucks!!!! The traffic was rediculous!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

CAPTAIN JOSH IS BACK! HURRAY! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Yeah, the traffic sucks. It\'s the second worse traffic in the nation.

Missed you... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

WELCOME BACK CAPT. JOSH!!!

You\'re looking fantastic as always. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Are you related to a certain well known English Capt. Peacock, Capt.Josh?

[Elana]

Capt. Peacock from \"Are You Being Served\"? Yes, Ivan darling. They are cousins.

[Wolfe]

not gonna ask who\'s serving who

[Elana]

Ivan serves me and does so very well.

[cuddlebear]

Like he has any choice when you go into that topless/G-string routine ... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Listen flatterer, she\'s doing a good job at it.

And don\'t peek otherwise I\'ll fill the key holes with mushroom cotton balls.