LOL LOL LOL. I have a similar story. Here it is:
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, \"What\'s the hurry?\"
I replied, \"I\'m late for work.\"
\"Oh yeah,\" said the cop, \"what do you do?\"
I responded, \"I\'m a rectum stretcher.\"
The cop said \"What?? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher do?\"
I said, \"Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it\'s about 6 foot wide.\"
The cop asked me, \"What the hell do you do with a 6 foot [bad word]?\"
I simply replied, \"You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...\"
The ticket - - $ 95.00
The look on his face - - PRICELESS
- Krish
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