This couple goes to an agricultural show way out
in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are
watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull
to be auctioned off: \"A fine specimen, this bull
reproduced 60 times last year.\"
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs,
& comments, \"See! That was more than 5 times
a month!\"
The second bull is to be sold: \"Another fine
specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year.\"
Again the wife bugs her husband, \"Hey, that\'s
some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!\"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this
comparison.
The third bull is up for sale:
\"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365
times last year!\"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
\"That\'s once a day, every day of the year!
How about YOU?!\"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells
back, \"Sure, once a day!... But ask the auctioneer
if they were all with the same cow!!!\"
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