POLLY WANNA CRACK HER?

[seadove]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, \"Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
\"What do they say?\" the priest inquired.
\"They say, \'Hi, we\'re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?\' \"
\"That\'s obscene!\" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. \"You know,\" he said, \"I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we\'ll put them in the cage with Francis and Franki.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time.\"
\"Thank you,\" the woman responded, \"this may very well be the solution.\"
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest\'s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots
in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: \"Hi, we\'re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?\"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other and exclaimed, \"Put the beads away, Franki. Our prayers have been answered!\"

[CJ01]

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[franki]

Funny that one of those parrots has my name. I wonder if there is a message for me in there.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

You know franki I almost commented on this but I thought you might be offended... CJ

[seadove]

Franki
I am so sorry about this.
Didn\'t know you existed I am new here
Please accept my humble apologies

seadove

[franki]

Oh no, you can comment so we can have a laugh .......

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[franki]

It is not that bad Seadove. I knew you didn\'t mean to be bad.

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Saw your picture at your site.
You don\'t seem to look like a parrot in harness.

seadove

[franki]

And you don\'t look like a Seadove I guess ... LOL [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[seadove]

You know I\'ve got more stuff with the name franki
guess I must edit before posting.
can\'t be too careful.

seadove

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yeah, but the question is, does he constantly pray for two hookers to show up?

[seadove]

Is there a Francis in the house?

seadove