Nightmare Inc. (For Elana)

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Elana,

You get a phone call in the middle of the night from a friend in London. They\'re going on about halting all kills and starts asking questions about FTR. Last time you heard she was state side but you get a bad feeling about the call. You ask is FTR okay but you can\'t get a straight answer. After your friend hangs up you get a sinking feeling in your stomach that FTR has been changed into one of those - those things. This hasn\'t been confirmed. You only have available your phone, laptop, a silver plate sword, a bow with silver tipped arrows and your friend\'s sharpends. What\'s your next move going to be to find out what\'s going on.

[Elana]

First I go shopping and buy a super sexy outfit for my mission. I\'m thinking see-thru black lacy top with super low black spandex pants, black thigh high boots. Then of course I must eat so that I can get my brain flowing...find a hot stranger and ask him to buy me dinner so I can plot my next move... I\'ll get back to you...

[Elana]

Next I go back to my flat and use my laptop to go to www.menonthenet.com and check out the hot guys but a pop up comes on my screen...it appears that Guess.com is having a sale...I must do some more shopping...

[franki]

yikes, don\'t go to that site

[Elana]

Now Franki...what did you expect to see at a site called men on the net? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[franki]

I didn\'t expect no Russian co-eds with red lips, but no gay porn site either.

[CJ01]

I like that link. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] CJ

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]You can\'t please all of the people all of the time[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

Me too CJ [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[franki]

Post deleted by franki

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Something tells me Buffy\'s gonna get me.

But damn, won\'t Elana look good at the funeral!

[CJ01]

Yes Elena you can´t please everyone. So just please me and the other girls. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

Ah franki, you will not wear suspenders for me for a laugh even and you don´t like gay porn. What would you like then? Tell us. CJ

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Franki likes to give massages, that\'s what Franki likes. And I believe it\'s my turn.

Franki, honey, bring over any oil you like. I won\'t make you watch gay porn or wear anything at all. ...

[CJ01]

I love doing massages too. I almost went pro at one point. Come to think of it I could really do with one myself, so I´m next!

[CJ01]

Okay then franki, I went surfing for you and cum up with something for you too and the other guys.
www.sinfulhardcore.com enjoy CJ

[CJ01]

And to be politically correct something for frenchie:
www.lesbianbordello.com
have fun CJ

[CJ01]

I think Bruce will be doing some editing on this thread.

[Elana]

Actually we\'ll just put an age restriction on it. Must be 18 to view this thread. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

Elana, Code Name Iguana. In your quest to save the Redhead, you\'ll probably need backup. Here\'s 183 centimeters (6 ft) of ex-KGB super spy. The password is: Exit 63.
Don\'t forget the password or she\'ll stick your head between her thighs and crush it like a grape.

http://www.bridescity.com/Gallery.asp

Number 6 is my personal favorite.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

First I go shopping and buy a super sexy outfit for my mission. I\'m thinking see-thru black lacy top with super low black spandex pants, black thigh high boots. Then of course I must eat so that I can get my brain flowing...find a hot stranger and ask him to buy me dinner so I can plot my next move... I\'ll get back to you...
Queen of the Full Member Club CXb4DX

Since you didn\'t tell me you had a top on under the lace top, I\'m going to assume the worst, or I guess the best.

Next I go back to my flat and use my laptop to go to www.menonthenet.com and check out the hot guys but a pop up comes on my screen...it appears that Guess.com is having a sale...I must do some more shopping...

You know, in every game there\'s one player that has to get spanked by the GM. Okay, here goes:

Elana, consider this as your next move. Duck! The wall of your suite explodes sending debris flying in your direction. Luckily it throws you to the floor but totally destroying your laptop. A tall fair skinned raven-haired woman walks into your hotel bedroom, picks you up and slings you across the room into the opposite wall. \"White Knight,\" she says, \"you will be a perfect candidate to do my bidding.\" The hotel room is total screwed and even the pumbling is destroyed. A puddle forms around her feet from the bathroom being destroyed when she came through. She stands 5\'9 with power pulsating from her hand.

You slowly rise from the floor. Not only were you checking out the hottest guy on the site but you never got a chance to put in your credit card number for that hot butt length leather skirt and matching panty set. \"I\'m not White Knight and who the hell are you?\" you say.

\"Most call me Morganna but you can call me Morgan Lefay: Mistress of Magic.\"

(You got a sense she had some kind of magical power, with that glowing hand and all). \"Do I have to call you \"Morgan Lefay: Mistress of Magic\" or can I just call you Morgan, or how about I just dismantle your sorry a$$. Then all your friends will say Morgan\'s in the morgue.\"

After you say that you realise that all your weapons are in the briefcase on the otherside of the room in the closet. You feign a wicked smile. \"So what\'s it gonna be. You start talking or I start pounding.\"

\"You couldn\'t tangle with me if your life depended on it, and it just might.\" A sword forms in her hand.

You think, I hope that\'s not what I think it is.

A) Break her down with martial arts then go for your weapons.

B) Go for your weapons.

C) Kick the computer at her John Woo style.

D) Body spear her then go into a freestyle fight.

E) Pause

F) Quit

You guys are pretty evenly matched. 4d6 vs 4d6.

Side Bar: I need to explain how this works. We\'re rolling on maximum 7d6 success system. (seven sided dice). I pick a number based on the difficulty of the task and you have to roll higher or you roll against your attacker. You, Cpt, Biteme and Buddydust have 4d6. FTR because of her vampiric powers has 5d6, but she\'s just been turned so she\'s not as powerful. Her chances at doing most things will be better (but that doesn\'t mean she\'ll always win the test). There are modifiers that will aid you. By the way, rolling a 1 will cancel out any sixes you roll times each 1 one rolled. So if you get five sixes and a 1, the 1 will bring you down to four sixes. (1 is a botched rolled).

[CJ01]

elena, Bruce has not deleted our links yet so I reckon the 18+ restriction might be working. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

18+ ? Things did get a little raunchy here. See through tops were never part of vampire hunting in the old days. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

-The Bat

[Elana]

See-thru top and pantyless skirt. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] Now I am ready to kick ass.

[Elana]

Now why would C) Kick the computer at her John Woo style, be an option for me? There are way too many sales online and besides...I\'m having some private moments with the guys from www.menonthenet.com

[seadove]

You can kick mine anytime Elana

seadove

[Elana]

Yeah...you just want to fight the lady with no panties...I\'m on to you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

Things were raunchy, it´s just that, (I think) franki and frenchie never saw those links. CJ

[CptKipling]

Message for Elana

BEEP! [i]Hey I\'m just checking to see if you\'re ok. I had a nasty encounter with Lestat back in London but now I\'m back in the States. I don\'t know if you had already heard, but FTR has been turned. I think we need to meet up and find her, she has Buffy on her tail. Oh and don\'t forget, you still owe me that dinner date! Well call me on my cell, I\'ll keep it on. [i]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Now why would C) Kick the computer at her John Woo style, be an option for me? There are way too many sales online and besides...I\'m having some private moments with the guys from www.menonthenet.com
-Elana

Because if you remember a few post back your computer was busted and you\'re facing a major problem that \"menonthenet.com\" won\'t be able to solve. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] One thing though. Your cell phone beeps. You probably won\'t be able to answer it just yet until you deal with Morgan.

note: Even though you know what the message is, in game time you\'ll only be able to retrieve the above message from your cell phone once you answer it.

-The Bat