MEN CAN'T WIN

[seadove]

Why Men Can\'t Win
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don\'t work enough, you\'re a lazy, worthless bum.

If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, it\'s exploitation.
If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it\'s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it\'s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it\'s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it\'s male indifference.

If you cry, you\'re a wimp.
If you don\'t cry, you\'re insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you\'re a chauvinist pig, you bastard!
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she\'s a liberated, independent woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn\'t enjoy, that\'s domination.
If she asks you, it\'s a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you\'re vain.
If you don\'t, you\'re a fat, lazy slob.

If you buy her flowers, you\'re after something.
If you don\'t, you\'re a thoughtless, inconsiderate shmuck.

If you\'re proud of your achievements, you\'re an egotist.
If you\'re not, you\'re not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she\'s tired.
If you have a headache, you don\'t love her anymore, and you\'re obviously sleeping around.

[Lutz]

LOL! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Sounds about right.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Many believe we men are the masters of the double standard but I\'ll tell you, it\'s all a big lie. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

-The Bat

[Watcher]

I like my approach better, i am the way i am, i dont change, i dont get laid as often and sometimes i upset them, but heck i aint changing take me as i am or take a hike.
Standard alpha male, take me as is or take a hike to another smuck.