How to Cook a Turkey
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1: Go buy a turkey

2: Take a drink of whiskey

3: Put turkey in the oven

4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

7: Turn oven the on

8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

9: Turk the bastey

10: Whiskey another bottle of get

11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

14: Take the oven out of the turkey

15: Take the oven out of the turkey

16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

17: Turk the carvey

18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!