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    Amen and amen, my sistah! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

    We\'re high on life, CJ. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] (yeah, that\'s what it iz)

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    CJ, what wine is on the menu for us this holiday season? you know you are in charge of that now (unless I\'ve missed something, not unlikely)...any suggestions?

    Eat, drink, and be merry....

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    CJ hasn\'t put her title in her signature so everyone will know who she is. Sophie - I like yours, by the way! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    I nominate Franki as The personal masseur of the Queen. I would love for someone to second it. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    Only the queen, or all the ladies of the court? (I want some, too...)

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    I\'ll share him with the other ladies, but he is only on call for me.

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    Ok, I second the nomination.

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    It is a great honour for me to have that title. Shall I start right away? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    Yes, please.


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    Your services are required immediately. Please use the warm almond flavored oil.

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    Tsssssss Bitch! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

    Fine, then. I\'m going off with the Captain on a yacht and CJ\'s coming with the wine. HA!

    (Franki, when you\'re finished with Her Most Imperial Highness, come see me. I\'ve got something for you...)

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    Dearest IG...the one thing about the Full Members Club is that there is never a shortage of men that will perform whatever services your heart or other body part desires. Soon you will be begging them to let you have just an hour of sleep. Have fun on the yacht. I\'ll send Franki over when I am done. It may be a few days though.

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    You\'re gonna bogart the masseur, I see. Well, you\'re right. I can always amuse myself otherwise....and you bring up a good point...It might take more than one man for all the services I\'m currently in need of.


    Wouldn\'t you just one time like to play until you fall down dead of exhaustion and just can\'t take anymore? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]


    Sleep?! Sleep is for sissies...

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    \"Wouldn\'t you just one time like to play until you fall down dead of exhaustion and just can\'t take anymore?\"

    Yes, but that would be difficult...I really am insatiable. I would love to find the guy that could do that to me.

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    This is what I\'m saying...it would probably take more than one. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    <<\"Wouldn\'t you just one time like to play until you fall down dead of exhaustion and just can\'t take anymore?\">>

    Reporting for duty m\'lady. I\'m ready to play until you\'re so weak in the knees you can\'t stand up. And then, well I guess we\'ll have to lay down [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

    As captain of the royal guard these are the latest promotions:
    Franki has been nominated, and shall be sworn in as: First Lieutenant of the Royal Guard
    Although he has not been officially nominated; CaptKipling, you shall be granted the rank of Shaft Officer... uh I mean, Staff Officer... leader of the first battalion on the southern shores of Clitoris.

    Any man wishing to join need only ask.
    That is all for now.
    Semper Thigh. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Shaft Officer! LOL

    RR, in your absence, Alchemist has been appointed the Queen\'s Alchemist, as well.

    And I nominate Whitehall to membership ... as Sultan.

    And I\'m (un)dressed and ready for you to come on by and make good on your offer. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    I second Whitehalls nomination.

    If anyone spots CaptKipling...send him to my quarters immediately!

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    Duly noted in the captain\'s log:

    Alchemist is the achemist....that\'s easy
    Whitehall...a good and honorable man. Sultan of the Royal Guard. Hmmm we need some duties. What would a sultan do? I\'ll have to look into the big book of Royal Guardsmanship and report back to your highness. He shall be appointed befoere the week is neer it\'s end.
    your nekkedness distracts me from it for this evening.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    I\'m so glad to hear it. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    I third whitehall\'s nomination. Glad to see we\'re all back in action tonight, holiday weekends are so slow....that\'s why I\'m lady in waiting....waiting...waiting....I need to get a life... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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    My dear Captain of the royal guard...send some Full Membered men over to Sophie\'s place ASAP!!

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    I second that nomination....hic....

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    Sounds like CJ has already made her rounds for the evening, eh, Sophie? Been talking to the sommelier?

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    <<< My dear Captain of the royal guard...send some Full Membered men over to Sophie\'s place ASAP!! >>>

    There is a time to delegate the duties. This is not one of those times [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] I will \"handle\" this matter personally [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    do sommeliers offer gin and tonics? I better go to bed soon....I\'ll be better tomorrow, I promise. when I\'m good, I\'m very very good, but when I\'m bad I\'m better ..... LOL

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    and what about that ENLARGEMENT thread?? that is unfair, I\'m going to have dreams tonight!!!

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    Some people drive a boat that\'s too big to park just \"anywhere\". some people drive a fast boat and think that it makes up for it\'s size. Some people just don\'t give a damn and say: If you wanna ride on my boat, hop-aboard baybee, cause a boat is a boat, and if it\'s the motion of the ocean you want the best boat is driven by a real captain. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    I dream about boats all the time, what does that mean?

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    It depends on who\'s at the helm of the boat m\'lady.

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