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    Default Women\'s english and Men\'s english

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    Here are a few things for you all to know which is most appropriate to this forum:

    >WOMEN\'S ENGLISH


    >1. Yes = No
    >2. No = Yes
    >3. Maybe = No
    >4. We need... = I want.
    >5. I am sorry = you\'ll be sorry
    >6. We need to talk = I need to complain
    >7. Sure, go ahead = I don\'t want you to
    >8. Do what you want = You\'ll pay for this later
    >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    >10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you\'re dead
    >11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
    >12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
    >13. You\'re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    >14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
    >15. It\'s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
    >16. You\'re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
    >17. I\'ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    >18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you\'re really not going to like
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    >MEN\'S ENGLISH

    >I am hungry = I am hungry
    >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    >3. I am tired = I am tired
    >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    >5. I love you = Let\'s have sex now
    >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    >7. What\'s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question?
    >8. May I have this dance? = I\'d like to have sex with you
    >9. Can I call you sometime? = I\'d like to have sex with you
    >10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I\'d like to have sex with you
    >11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I\'d like to have sex with you
    >12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
    >13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
    >14. Let\'s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person, and then I\'d like to
    >have sex with you.

    The rockstone

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    Default Re: Women\'s english and Men\'s english

    ROFLMFAO - Oh god I have tears rolling down my face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    so so so so so true. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

    PS - I didn\'t get laid tonight.

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    Default Re: Women\'s english and Men\'s english

    Really funny post. Not that far off base either.

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    Default Re: Women\'s english and Men\'s english

    ROTFLMBAO!!! Comic View on the forum!!! Just what the doctor should have ordered!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Thanks for making my jaws hurt!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] Tater!!!

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