What's Wrong With Men?

[SweetSeduceGurl]

Some

jerk from this forum just sent me some naked pics of himself. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] What

is wrong with you guys? Are you that desperate? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Did you ask for proof of his full member?

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Send them to me. I\'ll add them to my beautiful collection.

[Icarus]

I think you

should rephrase the question to: what\'s wrong with some men.

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On a similar note, I got an email a few months ago from someone

I didn\'t know who had seemingly taken a photo of me and my friends whilst I was out in the evening. Sure enough,

there I was staring back from the Monitor.

She had sent this huge long email in awful english (though not the

forgivable sort that a non-native speaker might do).

I never replied to the email, so I never got to find out

how she got my eMail address. She knew waaaaaaay too much about me too.

But.... life goes on. Just

ignore them, they\'ll stop.

Peace

Steve

[franki]

Just email

them to me and I will put them online for everyone to see.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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[Kari]

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Just email them to me and I will put them online

for everyone to see.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Cool! Post

\'em, and we will critique.

BTW-- For awhile, a guy was sending me pix of himself fully erect. I guess he

didn\'t know who I really am, because when I thanked hims for the pix, but mentioned that I am only 12, he stopped

sending. &lt;g&gt;

[Holmes]

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Just email them to me and I will put them online

for everyone to see.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Holmes

[Elana]

You think

that is funny, Holmes? Bad news for you. You forgot to crop out your head from the pics you sent SSG.

[Holmes]

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You think that is funny, Holmes? Bad news for you.

You forgot to crop out your head from the pics you sent SSG.

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LMAO! Dammit, I knew that was gonna come up!

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Sorry, SSG. Just trying to entertain ya.

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Holmes

[Elana]

Nice

birthmark, Holmes [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

That\'s no

birthmark.

It\'s too big to be a space station...


Holmes

[Elana]

Did the

tattoo and piercings hurt?

[Holmes]

Nah. Did

\'em myself. I learned the correct procedures watching Regis And Tommy Lee.


Holmes

[Kari]

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Nah. Did \'em myself. I learned the correct

procedures watching Regis And Tommy Lee.


Holmes

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Why

is it so crooked? I\'ve never seen one zig-zag?

[Icarus]

I like the

funny little man in the background.

[Holmes]

He was

Photoshop\'d in for ambiance. Glad you likes.


Holmes

[franki]

I still

haven\'t seen the pics.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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He was Photoshop\'d in for ambiance. Glad you

likes.


Holmes

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.. and what are those strange little sores?

[Elana]

Do you like

the way I painted my fingernails in that first shot?

[Holmes]

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Why is it so crooked? I\'ve never seen one

zig-zag?

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Must\'ve been that Jagermeister/Red Bull/heroin

combo...that\'ll be the last time I listen to Regis!

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.. and what are those strange little sores?

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Again, thanks Reg! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


Holmes

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Did you ask for proof of his full member?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Send them to me. I\'ll add them to my beautiful collection.



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He doesn\'t qualify for 1/4 member. I\'d be embarrassed

to show that thing. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Let me rephrase! That man is desperate!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Not everyone here.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

Poor little

bugger.

[Pancho1188]

Wait,

that was Holmes?!?!?!?! Who the hell did I just send mine to, then?!?!?!?! Oh, ^%#*($*@#&amp;^$@#*&amp;^!!!!!!!!

[Elana]

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Wait, that was Holmes?!?!?!?! Who the hell did I

just send mine to, then?!?!?!?! Oh, ^%#*($*@#&amp;^$@#*&amp;^!!!!!!!!

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I just got yours Pancho [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Nice! Do you always

put little frilly outfits on him?

[Icarus]

He\'s a

sailor. You should see the dance.

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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Just email them to me and I will put them online

for everyone to see.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I deleted that

nasty pic of that fat slob! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Sorry guys. You\'re not missing anything by not seeing them.

Believe me when I tell you that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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Just email them to me and I will put them online for everyone to see..

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Cool! Post \'em, and we will critique.

BTW-- For awhile, a guy was

sending me pix of himself fully erect. I guess he didn\'t know who I really am, because when I thanked hims for

the pix, but mentioned that I am only 12, he stopped sending. &lt;g&gt;

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At least you got erect pics. These were flaccid pics of a fat slob with a penis smaller than

most little boys. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

We need a puke smiley for posts like these.

Maybe one of the mods can add some new smileys? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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Why is it so crooked? I\'ve never seen one zig-zag?

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Must\'ve been that Jagermeister/Red Bull/heroin combo...that\'ll be

the last time I listen to Regis!

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.. and

what are those strange little sores?

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Again, thanks Reg!

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Holmes

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Why

Holmes, you used to be such a quiet poster. Has Elana brought you over to the dark side?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Careful Elana, a nice guy like Holmes may not be able to handle our

side! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Dear

me.


Holmes

[Icarus]

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Dear me.


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\"Bother\" said Pooh, as he sunk his fifteenth Guinness of the evening.

Steve

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[Sagacious1420]

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At least you got erect pics. These were flaccid

pics of a fat slob with a penis smaller than most little boys.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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OK, who\'s

going around sending ppl photos of me w/out my permission! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]