YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING IF....

[MOBLEYC57]

You get winded from knocking on the door.

You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

You ask for high fiber candy only.

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

People say, \"Great Keith Richards mask!\" and you\'re not wearing a mask.

When the door opens you yell, \"Trick or...\" and can\'t remember the rest.

By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

You have to carefully choose a costume that won\'t dislodge your hairpiece.

You\'re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/husbands live.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[krtel]

DUDE! LOL. Your hilarious!

- Krish

[MOBLEYC57]

TANK YA VEDY VUCH!!!