You get winded from knocking on the door.

You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

You ask for high fiber candy only.

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

People say, \"Great Keith Richards mask!\" and you\'re not wearing a mask.

When the door opens you yell, \"Trick or...\" and can\'t remember the rest.

By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

You have to carefully choose a costume that won\'t dislodge your hairpiece.

You\'re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/husbands live.

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