\"DRUNKS WITH CHANGE\"
One night there was these two drunks, and they were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says, \"Hey, I\'ve got an idea - we put our money together and buy a sausage.\" The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, \"What the hell!? I\'m not hungry! I don\'t want a sausage, I want a damn drink!\"
The first drunk says, \"I know!! We buy the sausage, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us to pay our tab, you drop to your knees and and start sucking on the sausage like you\'re blowing me - and the bartender will throw us out and we won\'t have to pay for anything!\"
The second drunk says, \"Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me. What the hell! I need a drink!!\"
So they buy the sausage and the first drunk sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, and order two whiskeys. After about an hour and 10 drinks between them, the bartender tells them to pay up, the second drunk drops to his knees and sucks on the sausage. The bartender throws them out and yells, \"don\'t you homos ever come back here again!!\".
After about 15 bars, the second drunk says, \"Hey man!!! We\'ve got to switch places \'cause my knees are killing me from dropping to the floor.\"
The first drunk says, \"That\'s a damn good idea cause I\'m sore as hell!\"
The second drunk ask, \"What! Your fingers sore from pulling down your zipper!?\"
The first drunk replies, \"No...I lost the sausage after the second bar!\"
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