Got Riddle, Poems, or Jokes!!!!!!!

**Mamapunisha** · 10-12-2002, 06:42 PM

Since this Topic is for anything, go ahead and express your moments of the products and your funniest moments with them, or any Jokes, Riddle, or Poems, here I\'ll do one!

Poem:
\"To The Man\"
Oh how I\'m longing for your touch,
For you are the man who protects my Croch,
Oh I feel so safe knowing your there,
Calling my name out in thee Air,
So how does it feel knowing The Family can hear,
That you are the one thats crying,
and very anxiously dying to see me,
While I am Falunting and Flaunting,
And struten while your Farten with Fear,
Now Hurry, Honey and get YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!!

By: Mamapunisha

**sonicbum** · 09-08-2004, 09:20 AM

here's a good riddle>>>

what

is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it and the poor have it, and if you eat it, you will

die?????

any guesses?????????