Girl Studies, welcome to class

[CptKipling]

This is a thread for all things woman related (or male! ladies welcome), so post ideas, tips, help and problems here.

Some of you may have read that I was planing a little social experiment.

It involves my most recent ex.

1st assignment: to get back together with her. After all, she was Ms Intoxicating hair (sorry FTR, didn\'t find out the hair product in time, did find out she wore some flavour of Hugo Boss for women though, in a certain \"scent exchange\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] ). Shouldn\'t be too hard with Libras powers of persuasion!

Details:
We split up a few weeks ago, kind of a mutual thing, we kept arguing over little things. Still talk to her sometimes.

From her friends I found out that she talks about me, keeps switching between saying, \"oh I miss him sooo much,\" and, \"god i hate him!\"

Met her at the weekend (by her invite), ended up making out some. Next day she says it was a mistake and that it was over, I said I know.

Now, my little prodject got a kick start today. From her friends I hear that she has been spreading lies about the weekend:

-we \"bumped\" into each other
-we said hi and then she said she\'d better go, but I pleaded with her to stay
-it was all my idea
-she regrets it (ok that last one could be true, I no I regret it, except she SMS\'d me last night and said \"yeah but it was fun though!\" I said no, \'cos of what happened after. Told her she new exactly what she was doing the whole time.)

I\'ve set her friends strait, and they are angry with her. They like me (which helps!), and they think she is being horrible!

The most recent development:

She SMS\'d me saying, \"Your the one who turned all my friends against me, thanks a f*cking lot\"

I ignored her, she sends another, which I kind of forget but something like \"They now think Saturday was all my fault/idea, and you know it wasnt. I dont want to argue\"

\"I dont want to argue\" !? sheesh!

I\'m about to phone her.

Oh and she wants me to go to her party at the weekend, which she told her friends her friend invited me to, yeah...

[CptKipling]

Ooh further development...

She just pranked me (i.e called from her mobile and then hung up, meaning call back), so it looks like she wants to talk too...

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Are you going?
She\'s crazy about you and her pride is killing her. ... why do you think she said it was a mistake to see you and make out?

[CptKipling]

Interesting...

Rang her, and she said she wasnt \"in the mood to talk to right now\", riiiiiiiiiiight.

FTR: Yes I\'m going (not actually said yes for definate to her organising friend), had a little comotion with a presant, maybe you guys an help. Basicall, what in the hell should I get her? Considering the current situation. My ideas before the break-up were underwear or jewlery.

You are probably right, this perhaps isnt the hardest of assignments, but i\'ll report anyway

[MOBLEYC57]

Get her a card that reads to a Special Friend, and music (CD) is always good. I\'m sure you took time to learn her likes as well as dislikes when you two were ONE didn\'t you? If not, NAUGHTY BOY!! Weren\'t paying attention, get an idea from her closest female friend. Hey!! You can still hit Victoria\'s Secret, and some \"smell her good\"...she may let you sniff her, and see the undergear on her!!! Yummy thoughts! Yummy thoughts! Forget you\'re not together!!! You wanna play! I know it!! So play!!!

[CptKipling]

Thanks Mobley...

Yeah I did pay attention! But because we had broken up I wasn\'t sure I so asked her friend. She said go with the underwear, even offered to buy it! \'cept it turned out to be £35 just for the bra, and I aint made o\' money! The underwear was a favourite idea when we were going out, for exactly the reason that I would be able to see it on her!

\"To a Special Friend,\" thats good! Will leave out the CD, I\'m torn between undergear and jewlery (neckalce? ring? bracelet? But definately silver, did learn some things [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] ). She hinted that she was running low on her \"smell\", but I didn\'t get the name, and from the forum I know its unwise to choose for a partner.

[Mtnjim]

You could try a dozen red roses in a vase, a pound of Godiva chocolate and a bottle of Champaine, 2 glasses and a card.

[CptKipling]

Bearing in mind I\'m 16, and my income couldn\'t cover that in a month! Thanks anyway though, a single rose would have a special meaning.

[Mtnjim]

Doh !!, I should have checked. 8~}
(hey, it could have been worse-my suggestion was from last year, this year it was a day at the spa--$425.00- now, now get up off the floor)

[MOBLEYC57]

You\'re welcome...

I\'m so proud of you that you paid attention, that\'s normally where a lot of people miss (males/females). Close friends always know what their friends like/dislike. Fail proof!!
No money eh? It\'s the suppose to be the thought that counts fella.

\"The underwear was a favourite idea when we were going out, for exactly the reason that I would be able to see it on her!\"

I\'m sure she knows that as well. My mom always told me that a woman knows when a man\'s interested, even before he\'s interested. Beats me!!! But I said that to say, she knows you\'ve always wanted to see her in her new undies...you getting her undies would an OPEN invitation!!! Are you feeling me? Yummy thoughts! Yummy thoughts! But that\'s only if you\'d like to see her in her undies. Hummm

\"Will leave out the CD, I\'m torn between undergear and jewlery (neckalce? ring? bracelet? But definately silver, did learn some things). She hinted that she was running low on her \"smell\", but I didn\'t get the name, and from the forum I know its unwise to choose for a partner.\"

Music and perfume are always a hit, but it seems as though you\'re stuck in the undergear and jewelry, which is good, but if that\'s what you\'ve been getting her all your times together....Mister! you need to come up with something new! CHANGE is always good...depending on what it is. Geeez!! If she\'s into you Roses and Chocolate will lovingly smack her in the face!! NO! they\'re not just for Valenstines Day!!! As for the perfume...don\'t worry about the forum when it comes to something other than the mones. I always choose what perfume I\'m getting my lady, because I buy the perfume that \"I\" like, since I\'m the one who suppose/should be getting to smell her the most. ANNND you can go to any perfume shop, walk to the counter, and ask the lady to help you pick out their top seller. It\'s elementry my dear Watson!!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Try for the perfume. She let that hint out for a reason; don\'t get something else if you can help it. She wants to know you listen. Call her girlfriend and ask what she wears - her girlfriend will know what she wears and if she doesn\'t she can ask her for you on the DL. A little silver ring could probably be had for $20.00 or less, don\'t see how she could fail to like that. If you can\'t get the perfume, I\'d go for the ring, because you can tell her that you wanted to get her something she could keep so she\'d always have it to remind her that you care about her.Lingerie\'s cool but it sends a definite signal about what you\'re most interested in, and right now she might want more emotional reassurance than to know that you want to get into her panties. Depends on the girl, but that would be going on the side of caution to maybe keep the lingerie idea for when you\'re back together again solid. Re lingerie in general - Victoria\'s Secret SUX for prices, I can\'t afford them either, not at all. Look at TJ Maxx and Marshall\'s. They have some really pretty things. You could easily get a beautiful little pair of panties for less than 10.00 --I just bought two Olga bras there last week for 5 bucks a piece, as opposed to 38.00 for ONE bra from Victoria\'s Secret of no better quality.Good luck.

[MOBLEYC57]

So FTR, if I bought you a set of undergear, you\'d think I wanted to get into your panties? How dare you...I would sometimes like to just see you in your undies without getting into them love ; ) Don\'t know how long I could stay away, but I could try. ANNNND Victoria\'s Secret\'s got it going on!!! Tighten up on your backstroke love ; ) Don\'t make me put Gerund on you!! : ))))))))))))))))))) {{{{SMOOCH}}}

[**DONOTDELETE**]

If you can afford to buy me Victoria\'s Secret, I\'ll prance around the room in it for you and you can do as you please. I damn sure can\'t afford it myself. It\'s got it goin\' on, all right. 99% of the money you put down is for their advertising...

um ... but those black thongs with the rhinestones on them ...

and the lace top thigh highs ...

they look real pretty in the window lol

[MOBLEYC57]

If you can afford to buy me Victoria\'s Secret I KNOW HOW TO SAVE MY ALLOWANCE!!, I\'ll prance around the room in it for you PRANCE AROUND!!? YOU CAN\'T DANCE!? and you can do as you please GEEEEEEZ! YOU\'D BE IN TROUBLE FTR!! : ) I damn sure can\'t afford it myself SURE YOU CAN!! It\'s got it goin\' on, all right. 99% of the money you put down is for their advertising...WHO CARES!!! THEY HAVE SOME STUFF FOR YOU!!!

um ... but those black thongs with the rhinestones on them ...WOOF!!!

and the lace top thigh highs...OH NO FTR!!! THE BLACK CROTCHLESS HOSE!!! LET ME STOP BEFORE GERUND COMES AROUND SNIFFING!!!

they look real pretty in the window lol TOO LATE FOR A PUNCH LINE FTR, YOU ALREADY SAID YOU\'D PRANCE AROUND IN THEM!!!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Mobley, this may surprise you, but I\'ve been in trouble a time or two before and lived to tell about it. I don\'t guess you\'d shock me too much. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]And a threat to put Gerund on me is almost as good as a promise of a spanking...

[MOBLEYC57]

No, FTR...I wouldn\'t want to shock you, but you\'d be AMAZED, and IMPRESSED!!!! And that\'s with a smile!!!! ANNND that\'s a capital AMAZED annnnnnnd IMPRESSED! {{{SMOOCH}}}

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Not if your still amazed and impressed about those cowboys C57!!!

Oh, sorry to interrupt - - carry on...

[MOBLEYC57]

Justhuge...don\'t make me pull out my knife!!! Leave me Cowboys be!!! What\'s up!? Any hits, or are you like the rest of us...hanging around for that magical mix? CLEMSON\'S UP ON FLORIDA STATE 14-7!! Later!!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

MOB - I like you man \'cuz you can take a joke!

No hits today, but I will be going out tonight using the TE/SOE combo. I like that one because it is very smooth. I\'ll be more than happy to let you know my progress in achieving some real hits man...

[MOBLEYC57]

MOB - I like you man \'cuz you can take a joke! SO YOU THINK EH!?? WELL, I\'M SHARPENING MY KNIFE AT THE MOMENT COWBOYS OFFENDER...SO HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!?

No hits today, but I will be going out tonight using the TE/SOE combo. DID YOU DO THE 7 SOE:1TE DROPS MIX, OR ARE YOU GOING WITH THE SPRAY OF TE AND A HALF PACK OF SOE? I like that one because it is very smooth. COOL!! SMELLS GOOD EH? I\'ll be more than happy to let you know my progress in achieving some real hits man...THAT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE YOU SHARE. GOOD LUCK, AND HAPPY HUNTING TONIGHT!!! DON\'T DRINK TOO MUCH...WOULDN\'T WANT YOU WAKING UP IN THE MORNING WITH SOMEONE NEXT TO YOU...CROSSEYED, A WIG, CLIFT HANGERS FROM HER NOSE, NO FRONT TEETH, FAKE BOOBS, AND UGLIER THAN A PIG SAYING, \"HI! MEMBER ME? YOU SAID I WAS SO BOODIFUL! I WOVE YOU!! KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!!\"

[**DONOTDELETE**]

LOL C57 - I use a 1/2 pack of SOE and 2 sprays of TE rubbed together on the back of my hands. I take a little of that mixture and rub behind my ears. Anymore than that dosage starts to get to me and gives a headache!

Sharpen your knife all you want to big guy \'cuz your going to be using it cut those Cowboys out of the trees they will be swinging from when the rest of the league gets through with them!!! It\'s early yet, we\'ll see...

[MOBLEYC57]

COOL!! AS FOR MY BOYS...I DON\'T EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM THEM. AS LONG AS THE BEAT THE SKINS, I\'LL BE FINE!!! TWO OR THREE MORE YEARS...I GIVE THEM. THEN BE CAREFUL!!! BY THE WAY...YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BOYS...THE RAIDERS AND CHARGERS ARE GOING TO BITE THE DUST IN A BITE...DON\'T WANT NO CRYING WHEN THE TIME COMES. CAN\'T STAND TO SEE A GROWN MAN CRY!!! : )LATER!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I don\'t know much about football but *I* could beat the \'skins. Make me sick. Our so-called home team, it\'s all DC\'s got, and do they STINK UP THE PLACE or what, DAMmit.

[MOBLEYC57]

It\'ll be O.K. D.C. has FTR to cheer for...she\'s something else, but not tuff at all!!! ; )

[Gerund]

You two are carbonating my hormones! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
And I like it... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

[MOBLEYC57]

Gerund...you\'re such a Ham!!! But I feel your pain...Good Luck!!

[CptKipling]

Ok now I\'m torn. Went into town today, went browsing into the ladies section, you know, as you do [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]. Saw this pretty decent top half on display, and then I concentrated on the ligerie [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]. Ok FTR, if I was going to go for lingerie, top or bottom, if I cant afford both?

The rose is a private thing that we were joking about once, so that would still be good. Plus there is a flower shop not far from where I live.

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go for the ring, because you can tell her that you wanted to get her something she could keep so she\'d always have it to remind her that you care about her

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Thats why I was thinking along those lines in the first place. I always bought my sister jewelry, so that has developed my taste some.

It\'s actually getting quite exciting!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] lol

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I would say bottom, if the point is that she\'s going to wear it for you. Topless is a classic look. Just my opinion, I\'m sure others might have other ideas.

[MOBLEYC57]

Ok now I\'m torn. Went into town today, went browsing into the ladies section, you know, as you do NO SHAME IN MY GAME...YOU WANT SOMETHING, GO FOR IT!!!! Saw this pretty decent top half on display, and then I concentrated on the ligerie DID IT GET YOUR APPROVAL? JUST IN CASE YOU GET TO SEE IT HOLDING ON TO SOMEONE YOU CARE FOR? : ) . Ok FTR, if I was going to go for lingerie, top or bottom, if I cant afford both? BOTTOM!!! TOPLESS BEACHES OF THE WORLD...THEY ALWAYS HAVE ON THEIR BOTTOM. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SEE IT...FROM A NASTY MAN\'S VIEW...A NAKED BOTTOM WITH A BRA...FROM A CLASSY MAN\'S VIEW, AND SEXXXY LOOKING...PANTIES WITH NO BRA. UMMMMMM

The rose is a private thing that we were joking about once, so that would still be good YOU ALREADY HAVE THE PLAN!!! GO WITH IT!!! Plus there is a flower shop not far from where I live. BINGO!!

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go for the ring, because you can tell her that you wanted to get her something she could keep so she\'d always have it to remind her that you care about her
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Thats why I was thinking along those lines in the first place. I always bought my sister jewelry, so that has developed my taste some. WELL TASTE NEEDS TO BE WIDE MY FRIEND....LIKE ENJOYING LISTENING TO COUNTRY, JAZZ, ROCK, CLASSICAL, AND R&amp;B. THE MORE IDEAS THE BETTER...YOU DON\'T WANT FOR HER NEXT BIRTHDAY OR WHAT HAVE YOU, TO GO, \"HE\'S GOING TO BUY ME JEWELRY. IT\'S LIKE LOVE MAKING...SOMETIMES YOU START FROM THE FINGERS, OTHER TIMES YOU START FROM THE TOES. DON\'T LET HER GET USE TO THE ROUTINE ; )

It\'s actually getting quite exciting!! ENJOY!!! THAT\'S WHAT LIFE\'S ALL ABOUT, NO MATTER WHAT OTHERS MAY SAY!

[CptKipling]

In the whole of our relationship I never really bought her anything, except payed for the occasional drink, but she always did the same. Oh bought her a watch once, but that doesnt count, it was fake [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] lol. Looked the part though.

I\'m not going to buy her the stuff my sister likes, I meant I know what looks classy. My attribute most of my overdeveloped social skills to growin up with an older sister.


Development!

Met her on IM just now. Small talk, and then (pasted in, sorry about sp., also seems to have inserted some strange punctuation, not our fault, think I caught most of it):

Me: hey!
Her: hey
Her: thort u wer on, was just trying 2 call u
Me: o yeah it made the screen go funny but did nothing, thats if u called my mob...
Her: no, ur house fone
Me: o ok
Me: so how was ur day?
Her: yeah
Her: alrite
Her: u?
Me: yeah pretty gd, u be pleased to know i actually went to skool!
Her: 4 once
Me: [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
Me: 2 days to go... ! (till her birthday)
Her: yup!!!
Me: &lt;picture of a cake&gt; in advance, just in case
Her: case wot?
Me: no one buys u a cake
Her: o thanx!
Me: lol
Her: u r harsh, u nvr tb this morning (re: SMS, tb=text back for all you who dont know)
Me: oh soz, ddnt read it until i had left for school, cos i took the sim card out of that fone and then put it in my walet
Her: o
Her:
but still, i was trying 2 call it 4 ages
Me: really? ddnt get any missed calls, mite be cos it wasnt in a phone...
Her: i mean just now
Me: oh ok, use my new number (yeah right, as if your getting that!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] )
Her: so i finally get it then!
Me: lol
Me: yeah!
Me: well it wasnt working for ages, they ddnt register it till yesterday late
Her: o
Her: thats ANOTHER new 1 4 me 2 learn, and its a hard 1
Me: thats wot i thirt, but split it to (ahem)
Her: o dont worry, iv leearnt it already!
Me: lol
Me: too fast! Lol (private memory joke)
Her: im good! i split it (cough)
Me: ok fine, prefer my way of cors!
Her: woteva
Her: so ur not gonna hav a go at me 2day?
Me: no not today, got to be nice cos its ur bday soon, plus i kinda understand some of the stuff, even if i dont agree with it
Her: but i think its better if we get everything out in the open, not just sweep it under the carpet
Me: true, but im happy and i hope u r too, nd i dnt want to spoil that too much
Her: 2 b honest im not really happy at all
Me: o
Me: want to tell?
Her: uv left me so [censored] confused, i dont no wot 2 think nemore
Me: how r u confused
Her: coz one minute ur all nice and friendly and the next ur calling me a bitch
Me: if ur talking about last week, thats because i found that thing out about....u no
Her: not just then
Me: the weekend?
Her: yeh
Me: well thats wasnt just me angry with you, u\'d be supprised wot ppl can be like after football when the adrenalin has gone. I was feelin pretty miserable as it was (this is true… we lost aswell [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif[/img] )
Her: doesnt mean u hav 2 take it out on me
Her: and the past couple of days as well
Me: well no it doesnt mean that there is something else making me angry, just a general low feeling, so wen u sed that it made it seem worse. i havnt been mean the last couple of days, i didnt tell them to get at you, but wot u told them made me look bad
Her: im not just talking about that. the way u blamed me 4 evrything at the wkend was out of order
Me: ok.........the way it might have come across prob is out of order. Im not denying that I cudnt hav walked away, i was enjoying it as much as you did. and yeah i wanted it aswell, but it want something i was planning or expecting
Her: i didnt plan it either, but it happened and neither: of us can help that. but wot u wer saying made it seem like u blamed me. i mean, u wer all over me
Her: and that was not my fault
Me: i was all over you and you were all over me. I know you ddnt plan it, but we ddnt just \"bump into each other:\"
Her: uv changed ur tune since the other night. i never sed that
Me: thats wot ur friends told me
Her: i h8 the way u always talk 2 MY friends
Me: and they also told me u sed that we bumped into each other:, u wanted to go but i sed \"oh no please stay\"
Her: like [censored] did i say that
Me: i dnt always talk to ur friends, wots wrong even if i do, I talked to [friend] the other day because she sed \"heard about Sat\" and I let her tell me wot she knew in case she ddnt really know.

Then her PC died, she SMS’d me to tell me.

Decided to be the happy guy, \'cos I have been giving her a bit of a hard time. Just found out she is \"on\" aswell.

Thoughts people? She says she will call me later.