I\'ve never been a big fan of the bar scene, especially considering how lame it is locally, but a friend of mine I hadn\'t seen in a while invited me out for karoake night at a local establishment, so I went out.

Overall a pretty productive night. I had on two splashes of PPA and four drops of AE (one behind each ear, under my neck and one on my chest.) I wasn\'t expecting much action, I had been to this bar before and it was fairly dead.

Anyway, by the end of the night I ended up getting lap dances from a couple girls (one time all three at once) and a song \"I Touch Myself\" dedicated to me by a very willing young lady (she just put \"natural redhead\" next to her number, so I don\'t know her name). My friend said, \"holy [censored], this place is crawling with horny girls out of nowhere, it\'s never been like this.\" I had two girls dancing up on each other in front of me for most of the songs and occassionally they would give me a little lap dance. Two girls gave me their numbers without me even asking, and the one girl who was giving me a lap dance unbuckled her jeans and allowed me to place a one dollar bill in the front of her thong. I\'m sure these girls are bastions of civility and paragons of virtue but you know what, it felt good to feel like a piece of meat for a while :-) I had huge eye contact from six or seven girls, women just completing DIHLing on me, but most of them were not even in my phero-range.

Maybe I should get out more. My friends have been on me about limiting myself by hanging out in the coffee shop all the time, and swooning over \"little 20-year olds\" etc. They say I could pick up a lot of great girls at bars, or at least have some fun. Hmmm, what a novel concept.As I left, my friend said, \"this wasn\'t a normal night in here, but you need to keep coming out and bringing these girls with you\". I just smiled.

Anyway, my question: What do you have to do to be trained to be bartender? I\'ve seen a couple of ads in the local papers with info on learning how to bartend. Do I just pay someone and get trained or what? I need to pick up some cash while I\'m taking time off from school, and I think bartending could be a great choice.

JDM