Hi, boys and girls! Can't believe I'm back here. I was reading my testimonial from the year 2002 ... and now it is 2012, and I have passed menopause and been happily celibate for five years. EXCEPT ... somehow missing the attention I used to get as a female. Well, I'm still working in the same office I worked in then, and I just found out I was going to get a new male attorney to support, and I felt a little panicky. It's been awhile since I've had a brand spanking new 1st year to train. Then all of a sudden it hit me -- I still had that tiny magic bottle of beta test Essence of a Woman on the top shelf at the back of the closet, wrapped tightly in plastic wrap, sealed in two different zip locks, put into a mason jar and on lock down, lest the scent escape. I haven't used it since way back in the day. So today I put a dab on (WHEW ye gods quel stank), did some of my signature scent to cover, and came on to work ... and no one was there, it being the day before the holiday ... until very late. My boss dropped in with his girlfriend, who has been cool to me the past few times I've seen her, but this time she ran over to me and declared she needed to give me a big hug, and she held on for quite awhile, and then stood very close to me as we chatted and caught up a bit. After they left, this gorgeous younger man who has been trying to talk to me for the past few weeks stopped by my desk. Tonight, his rap was suddenly all about the many ways in which he could please me. All of a sudden, it was all about doing whatever little thing I might want. I got quite a chuckle out of this. Yup, da shit still works just like it always did. It's been sealed up in that jar for the better part of a decade, but as soon as you take the lid off, the genie appears.

Just thought I'd pass this along as a way of saying hi, and that I'm back here buying cops again to supplement my Primal Unscented, 'cause I need just that extra little boost in my old age.

Love to the forum,