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dare...
Frog walks into a bank, looks around, and goes over to a desk with a woman behind it with a name tag
that says Patricia Whack. He introduces himself as Kermit Jagger, and says "Patty, I need a loan".
He states his
reason for the loan is to take a vacation, and he needs 10K.
Taken aback, Patty says "Well, sir, we'll need some
kind of collateral for a loan like that". Kermit then produces a small, perfectly formed, porcelain elephant, and
places it on her desk.
Still in a state of confusion, she tells the frog that "I'll need a manager's approval
for this", and scoops up the elephant. She stands up and goes through a door marked, of all things,
"Manager".
"Sir", she blurts out hastily, "there's a frog out there who calls himself Kermit Jagger, and he
wants a ten thousand dollar loan to take a vacation, and, (holding up the porcelain elephant) what on earth is
THIS??"
To which the manager replies:
"Its a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's
a Rolling Stone".
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