Good one Bel. And now one from
the other side of the rolled-down window:
Why did I run from you? Last year my wife ran off with a policeman,
and I thought you were bringing her back.
These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments
were
taken off actual police car videos around the
country:
1. "You know, stop lights
don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while."
3. "If you
take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless
document."
4. "If you run, you'll only
go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run
faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speedof the bullet that'll be chasing
you."
6. "You don't know how fast you
were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket,
huh?"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the
shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm
the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You
want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another
ticket."
9. "The answer to this last
question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a
dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair?
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two
more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through
NCIC."
13. "Just how big were those
'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No
sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we
can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the
Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your
bail."
AND THE WINNER
IS....
16. "You didn't think we give
pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Good one Bel. And now one from
the other side of the rolled-down window:
Why did I run from you? Last year my wife ran off with a policeman,
and I thought you were bringing her back.
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