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    Default Post your funniest spam mail blurbs

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    Just

    got this one. (unedited)

    It will force your meat device to functionate like a rocket!
    To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

    - Buddha


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    Bruce, i think you are the only

    one who actually reads their spam mail.

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    I get at least a hundred a day

    and only go so far as to look to see if any should be moved from jumk to inbox. Otherwise I just clear them.



    What really shocked me was when I saw in a recent study that tens of thousands of people actually read and respond

    to junk mail.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    Well, there must be some payoff for

    spammers. They apparently don't mind causing headaches for millions of folks in order to sell to a few thousand.

    I don't make a habit of reading them, but the occasional title catches my attention if it's funny.
    To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

    - Buddha


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    Fair Trade crafts from Peru

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    "Let private part torn girls

    apart!

    If the powerful and not pricy solution is available to you - why don't you give it a chance?"


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    "All girls will accept ur wang

    inside!"

    (I didn't even open it to read what they're selling, can't take that kind of temptation)


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