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    Default Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!!


    This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
    President Obama's scheme to

    employ inter-city youngsters.

    The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how

    unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
    than 6 seconds without proper equipment,

    whereas Gordon's existing crew
    could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech

    equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
    management team as most races are won or

    lost in the pits. However,
    Gordon got more than he bargained for!

    At the crew's first practice session, not

    only was the inexperienced crew
    able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they

    changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to
    Dale Jr for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed,

    and some photos of Jeff's wife
    in the shower.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    WOW!!! I'd sell out just for

    the pics.

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