Why is divorce so
expensive?
Because it's worth
it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury
Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts[/COLO
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Why is air a lot like
sex?
Because it's no big deal unless
you're not getting any.
What do attorneys use for birth
control?
Their
personalities.
What's the difference between a
girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45
lbs
What's the difference between a
boyfriend and husband?
45
minutes
[COLOR=#00004
0]What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp
knife
Why do men want to marry
virgins?
They can't stand
criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to
find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have
boyfriends.
What's the difference between a
new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still
excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have
no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs
chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when
they have sex?
Because they have cotton
balls.
What's the difference between a
porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the
outside.
What did the blonde say when she
found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's
mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during
sex?
Mace will do that to
you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to
West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same
DNA..
Why do drivers' education classes
in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
it.
Did you hear about the Chinese
couple that had
a
[FONT
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baby?[/FONT]
They named him 'Sum Ting
Wong'
What's the difference between a southern zoo
and a northern
zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of t he cage along with 'a
recipe'.
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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to
say the F
word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern
fairytale and a southern fairytale?
Huh?
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