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    Talking Huh?

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    What is a

    Yankee?



    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it

    alone.





    Why is divorce so

    expensive?




    Because it's worth

    it.



    What do you see when the Pillsbury

    Dough Boy bends over?



    Doughnuts[/COLO

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    Why is air a lot like

    sex?



    Because it's no big deal unless

    you're not getting any.



    What do attorneys use for birth

    control?




    Their

    personalities.



    What's the difference between a

    girlfriend and wife?



    10 years and 45

    lbs



    What's the difference between a

    boyfriend and husband?



    45

    minutes
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    0]What's the fastest way to a man's heart?




    Through his chest with a sharp

    knife



    Why do men want to marry

    virgins?



    They can't stand

    criticism.



    Why is it so hard for women to

    find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?



    Because those men already have

    boyfriends.



    What's the difference between a

    new husband and a new dog?



    After a year, the dog is still

    excited to see you



    Why do men chase women they have

    no intention of marrying?



    The same urge that makes dogs

    chase cars they have no intention of driving.



    Why don't bunnies make noise when

    they have sex?



    Because they have cotton

    balls.



    What's the difference between a

    porcupine and BMW?




    A porcupine has the pricks on the

    outside.



    What did the blonde say when she

    found out she was pregnant?



    'Are you sure it's

    mine?'



    Why does Mike Tyson cry during

    sex?



    Mace will do that to

    you.



    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to

    West Virginia ?



    Everyone has the same

    DNA..



    Why do drivers' education classes

    in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and

    Fridays?

    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses

    it.



    Did you hear about the Chinese

    couple that had

    a

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    baby?
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    They named him 'Sum Ting

    Wong'




    What's the difference between a southern zoo

    and a northern

    zoo?

    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of t he cage along with 'a

    recipe'.

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    How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to

    say the F

    word?

    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!





    What's the difference between a northern

    fairytale and a southern fairytale?




    A northern fairytale begins

    'Once upon a time ..'




    A southern fairytale

    begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t


    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Those were mostly all funny!

    Thanks, Mobes!
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