lol, I've heard ones like that
before but it never gets old.
Divorce vs.
Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the
world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got
big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the
law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled
out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife.
The pharmacist looked at the
picture and replied,
'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me
you had a
prescription.'
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
lol, I've heard ones like that
before but it never gets old.
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