Divorce vs.

Murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,

looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the

world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got

big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the

law!

I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All

kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any

cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled

out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's

wife.

The pharmacist looked at the

picture and replied,



'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me

you had a

prescription.'