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    Default Divorce vs. Murder

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    Divorce vs.

    Murder


    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,

    looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

    The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the

    world do you need cyanide?'

    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

    The pharmacist's eyes got

    big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the

    law!


    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All

    kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any

    cyanide!'

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled

    out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's

    wife.


    The pharmacist looked at the

    picture and replied,




    'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me

    you had a

    prescription
    .'





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    lol, I've heard ones like that

    before but it never gets old.

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