While
walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a liberal
minded man full of empathy for his fellow man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the
tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Dear Friend, Just out of
curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the
music of the tree," the other man replied.
"Oh, I would love to
experience that."
"Would you like to give it a
try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he
wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of
handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and
left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this
guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to
you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got
there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy
shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't
gonna be your day............cupcake..."
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
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