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    Talking Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!

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    To

    Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    You should try at least one!

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your

    Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself

    Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want

    Fries With That.

    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine

    Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

    5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana '.

    6. Skip

    Down The Hall Rather Than Walk And See How Many Looks You Get.

    7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat,

    With A Serious Face.

    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    9. Sing Along At The Opera.



    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You ... Have A Headache.

    11.

    When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards

    The Parking Lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To

    The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of

    Insanity


    14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM

    IS.
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    Great one Mobes! But we have to

    question the company we keep here, these things are defined by Belgareth as "Healthy Level of Sanity"!



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    There is no such thing as

    healthy sanity. Sanity is defined by society and our society is crazy.

    Personally, many of those sound like

    fun.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    I have done lots of these

    before:
    2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, and 13 (with friends)

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    I told one of my daughters she

    was a blue light special at KMart. She didn't think it was funny, for some reason.

    If you are dealing with kids

    there are all sorts of things you can tell them that are lots of fun.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    Yeah My one cousin was

    constipated for awhile because I told her God and Santa were watching her when she was in the bathroom.

    It was

    sort of funny at first.....

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    It's pretty hard to get your own

    kids to laugh at a joke. They are either too young to get it, or too cool to think it's funny.

    On a similar

    note, I read somewhere that Billy Joel's teenage daughter asked him to "PULEEEZ... stop singing in the car." Then

    again comedy writer Dave Barry once picked his son up from middle school in the Oscar Meyer Wiener Wagon, which is

    probably going over the top in trying to get your teen to think you have a sense of humor.
    To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

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    My kids thought I was funny,

    usually after they grew to be adults and could look back at some of the pranks from a different perspective. My

    ex-wife still thinks I need to grow up...Which is probably true.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    Nahhhh, growing up is pointless

    in this respect.

    "I'll have a cold beer" says properly trained child to indignant grandma while son-in-law

    laughs hysterically.


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    Now, be nice and don't tell

    stories Although it was awfully funny. I don't think she's forgiven me yet. It wouldn't have been

    half as funny if the woman had ever had a sense of humor.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    Great one Mobes!

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