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    Talking Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!

    To

    Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    You should try at least one!

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your

    Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself

    Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want

    Fries With That.

    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine

    Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

    5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana '.

    6. Skip

    Down The Hall Rather Than Walk And See How Many Looks You Get.

    7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat,

    With A Serious Face.

    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    9. Sing Along At The Opera.



    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You ... Have A Headache.

    11.

    When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards

    The Parking Lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To

    The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of

    Insanity


    14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM

    IS.
    Last edited by MOBLEYC57; 02-04-2009 at 08:20 PM.
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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