Great one Mobes! But we have to
question the company we keep here, these things are defined by Belgareth as "Healthy Level of Sanity"!
To
Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
You should try at least one!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your
Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself
Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries With That.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana '.
6. Skip
Down The Hall Rather Than Walk And See How Many Looks You Get.
7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat,
With A Serious Face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You ... Have A Headache.
11.
When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
The Parking Lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To
The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM
IS.
Last edited by MOBLEYC57; 02-04-2009 at 08:20 PM.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Great one Mobes! But we have to
question the company we keep here, these things are defined by Belgareth as "Healthy Level of Sanity"!
There is no such thing as
healthy sanity. Sanity is defined by society and our society is crazy.
Personally, many of those sound like
fun.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
I have done lots of these
before:
2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, and 13 (with friends)
I told one of my daughters she
was a blue light special at KMart. She didn't think it was funny, for some reason.
If you are dealing with kids
there are all sorts of things you can tell them that are lots of fun.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Yeah My one cousin was
constipated for awhile because I told her God and Santa were watching her when she was in the bathroom.
It was
sort of funny at first.....
It's pretty hard to get your own
kids to laugh at a joke. They are either too young to get it, or too cool to think it's funny.
On a similar
note, I read somewhere that Billy Joel's teenage daughter asked him to "PULEEEZ... stop singing in the car." Then
again comedy writer Dave Barry once picked his son up from middle school in the Oscar Meyer Wiener Wagon, which is
probably going over the top in trying to get your teen to think you have a sense of humor.
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
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My kids thought I was funny,
usually after they grew to be adults and could look back at some of the pranks from a different perspective. My
ex-wife still thinks I need to grow up...Which is probably true.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Nahhhh, growing up is pointless
in this respect.
"I'll have a cold beer" says properly trained child to indignant grandma while son-in-law
laughs hysterically.
Now, be nice and don't tell
stories Although it was awfully funny. I don't think she's forgiven me yet. It wouldn't have been
half as funny if the woman had ever had a sense of humor.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Great one Mobes!
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