Ain't gonna work.
The Geneva
Convention banned gas warfare, and there is a good reason why they call us "old farts...".
Ambushes are out too.
Not only the flatulence fragrances, but the creaking joints would be a giveaway as well.
Ever try to go "over
the top" with a walker? In fact it would not longer be "over the top," but "over the hill" (and even a small slope
could be a challenge).
Plus I misplaced my draft registration card at least 30 years ago. Should try to find it
as I think it was signed by President Eisenhower and the autograph could get be some bucks on eBay. (Okay that is a
joke, as draft cards wern't signed by anybody of note...).
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