Three women on death
row
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a
blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She
says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead
forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . .
. Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too
escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her
forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready
. . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
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