Children's Science Exam




If you

need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...





Q: Name the four

seasons.


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]A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. [/COLOR]




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y]Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

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A:

Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large p ollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.




Q: How is dew formed?


A:

The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.



Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?(Brilliant, love

this!)


A: Keep it in the cow.
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Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

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A: The tides are a fight

between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and

nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

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Q: What are steroids?

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A: Things for keeping

carpets still on the stairs.
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Q: What happens to your body as you age?

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A: When you get old, so

do your bowels and you get intercontinental
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

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A: He says good-bye to

his boyhood and looks forward to his

adultery.
(The kid

gets an A+ for this answer!)

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Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

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A: Premature death.

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Q: How are the main parts

of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
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A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.

The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five

bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
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Q: What is the fibula?
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A: A small lie.
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Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
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A: Nearby.

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Q: Give the meaning of

the term 'Caesarian Section.'
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A: The Caesarian Section is a district in

Rome

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Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'

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A: Benign is what you

will be after you be eight.
"life is what
we make

it--
always has been,
always will be."
--Grandma Moses