Yes, sir! I always listen to my
elders and if, in your advanced age and wisdom, you feel I should take the day off, then I certainly shall do so.
Yes, sir! I always listen to my
elders and if, in your advanced age and wisdom, you feel I should take the day off, then I certainly shall do so.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
You might need to be more respectful
of our birthday boy as I think he may have a real chance here:
www.tsgnet.com/pres
.php?id=377646&altf=Uif1Ipopsbcmf&altl=cfmhbsfui
The opposite of love isn't hate.
It's apathy.
Cool! I'm running for
president and nobody told me.
If I win I give it 6 months befoire I get lynched
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Hey! Happy Birthday!
Yeah, I
always thought idesign to be your junior pal. I guess I figured anyone who can balance a cup of tea on their knee
must be quite young.
So, how old are ya anyway? I missed the little note on the screen yesterday.
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
Yoga in Eugene
Fair Trade crafts from Peru
Thanks all!
I'm 52, Bruce. But my wife says I'm going on 12 and need to grow up some. I
can't imagine why...even if I do start food fights at the dinner table.
Perhaps I should have phrased it
differently. Within 6 months I'll have been lynched if I were ever elected president, if I even managed to live
long enough to be sworn in. The best part would be watching all the recounts because nobody would believe it,
especially me.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Happy Birthday Bel!
Thanks
for all your great work and devotion to the site for all these years. Do you ever sit up and think, "Why the hell am
I doing such weird, random stuff with my time?" I know I do.
I just hope all this hard mileage will bring some
maturity to you finally!
Try to do something fun for yourself besides just sitting around farting...
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
Thanks Doc.
Believe it or
not, I understand completely why I do this but nobody else seems to get it so I quit explaining a long time ago. My
reasons work for me and that's all that really matters.
Maturity? Hell no! I'm right in the middle of my
fourth childhood and intend to enjoy it fully. Growing up would take a lot of the joy out of my life.
My oldest
daughter and my youngest granddaughter both have birthdays very close to mine. This Sunday we will be celebrating
the baby's first birthday and my oldest's 26th along with my own. It will be a lot of fun with all the kids,
grandkids and even a few kind of nominally adopted kids to play and laugh with. And I'll even sincerely try to
refrain from farting, especially when I sneeze.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Geez... see what I
missed?
If i could go back in time to offer you a proper birthday wish, bel, you know I would. But for now,
would you take a nice pre-owned (but near-mint) birthday wish?
I hope your big day was a rousing display of
rebellion against oldfartdom. We old guys need to fight the power.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Hell! I'm pre-owned (several
times) and not nearly in mint condition. Hard for me to say no to an offer like that.
Actually, I drove my wife
up a tree playing with the grandkids. I was the noisiest of the lot. We had quite a good time. Oldfartism, indeed!
Bah! I'll have to grow up first. Never happen.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
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