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    Lighthearted headlines for dark times:


    Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged With Battery!








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    You know that he died, don't

    you? Batteries were put in backwards and he just kept comming and comming...

    Watch for these consolidations in

    2008:
    1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller> Brush, and W. R.> >

    Grace Co. will merge and become:
    Hale, Mary, Fuller,

    Grace.
    > >



    2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros.,> > and

    ZestaCrackers join
    > > forces and become:> > Poly, Warner Cracker

    3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

    > MMMGood



    4.) Zippo Manufacturing,

    AudiMotors, Dofasco, and
    > Dakota Mining> > will merge and become:> >

    ZipAudiDoDa


    5.) FedEx is

    expected to join its competitor,
    > UPS, and

    become:
    > > FedUP.



    6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will> become:> > Fairwell Honeychild

    7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to>

    become:
    > > PouponPants

    8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization

    of
    > Women> > will become:

    > > Knott NOW!



    And finally....

    9.) Victoria 's Secret and

    Smith &Wesson
    > will merge under the new name:> > TittyTittyBangBang
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