Lighthearted headlines for dark times:
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged With Battery!
Okay, your turn.
Lighthearted headlines for dark times:
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged With Battery!
Okay, your turn.
The opposite of love isn't hate.
It's apathy.
You know that he died, don't
you? Batteries were put in backwards and he just kept comming and comming...
Watch for these consolidations in
2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller> Brush, and W. R.> >
Grace Co. will merge and become:Hale, Mary, Fuller,
Grace.> >
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros.,> > and
ZestaCrackers join> > forces and become:> > Poly, Warner Cracker
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
> MMMGood
4.) Zippo Manufacturing,
AudiMotors, Dofasco, and> Dakota Mining> > will merge and become:> >
ZipAudiDoDa
5.) FedEx is
expected to join its competitor,> UPS, and
become:> > FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will> become:> > Fairwell Honeychild
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to>
become:> > PouponPants
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of> Women> > will become:
> > Knott NOW!
And finally....
9.) Victoria 's Secret and
Smith &Wesson> will merge under the new name:> > TittyTittyBangBang
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
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