You know that he died, don't
you? Batteries were put in backwards and he just kept comming and comming...
Watch for these consolidations in
2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller> Brush, and W. R.> >
Grace Co. will merge and become:Hale, Mary, Fuller,
Grace.> >
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros.,> > and
ZestaCrackers join> > forces and become:> > Poly, Warner Cracker
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
> MMMGood
4.) Zippo Manufacturing,
AudiMotors, Dofasco, and> Dakota Mining> > will merge and become:> >
ZipAudiDoDa
5.) FedEx is
expected to join its competitor,> UPS, and
become:> > FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will> become:> > Fairwell Honeychild
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to>
become:> > PouponPants
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of> Women> > will become:
> > Knott NOW!
And finally....
9.) Victoria 's Secret and
Smith &Wesson> will merge under the new name:> > TittyTittyBangBang
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