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    One day Superman was

    feeling a bit horny.


    So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of


    action.


    'Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?'


    'Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is

    the best sex in Comicland.


    Why don't you try her?' replied Batman


    'I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and

    I are friends.
    So I don't really want to take advantage of her.'


    'Damn shame.' said Batman as he waved

    goodbye to Superman and drove off.


    Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a City when he saw the Green


    Lantern.


    'Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action.You're a swinging bachelor, who's the
    best babe in

    Comicland?'


    'Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best
    lay in Comicland, why

    don't you try her?'


    'Well, we're sort of friends,' Superman said,
    'but I didn't realize she had gotten

    around so much.' and he flew off in
    frustration.


    Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field

    when
    he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her
    legs apart.


    Superman was tempted.




    He thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet,
    I can be in and out of there before she even

    knows I'm here.'


    So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.


    Wonder Woman stared up into

    the sky with a dazed expression.


    'What the hell was that????????' she exclaimed.



    'I don't know,'

    said the Invisible Man as he rolled off,

    'but my ass is killing me.'
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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    "So with a blur and a sonic boom he

    was down, in and gone."

    Pretty much describes most men's perfrormances according to some women I know...
    The opposite of love isn't hate.
    It's apathy
    .

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    That was really good.

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