This email has

come to my inbox twice now, but in case you've not seen it here it is. I like the


The following is the 2007 winning entry

from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of "Political


The winner wrote:

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,

illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition

that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."