Viagra

[idesign]

In Pharmacology, all

drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a

generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

The FDA has been looking for a

generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced

that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin,

Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra

will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.



Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of

'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new

concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on

breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a

large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what

to do with them.

[belgareth]

Thought

for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This

means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no

recollection of what to do with them.

That sounds pretty much like where most teenagers are. All drive and

no real clue.

[Bruce]

It wouldn't let

me post just one smile....

[Rbt]

Now THAT was funny.