> >>
> >>

An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years.
> >> He
> >> had a beautiful large pond at the

back of the property next to the
> >> road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
> >>

pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to
> >> the pond.
> >>
> >> One evening the old

farmer decided to go down to the pond to look
> >> it over, as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed

a
> >> five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
> >> he heard splashing and female

voices shouting and laughing with glee.
> >>
> >> As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car

at
> >> the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in
> >> his pond. He made the women

aware of his presence and they all went
> >> hurriedly splashing to the deep end.
> >>
> >> One of the women

shouted to him, 'We're naked and we're not coming
> >> out until you leave!'
> >>
> >> The old man frowned

and yelled back, 'I didn't come down here to
> >> watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the

pond.'
> >>
> >>
> >> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the
> >> alligator.'
> >>
>

>>
> >> Old men can still think fast.