Dear Clean as a Whistle,
Sometimes it is better to just be as clean as a baby's bottom. You must have heard
this old wives tale, "As long as the bum is smelling sweet, don't boil the whole baby everyday." Baby, you are
scrubbing off all your good mojo! Using anti-bacterial soap is a known no-no if you want to keep your skin from
coming off.
Try wearing your "bottled" mones just one day a week and then lay off for a couple of days to use
your own mojo. Also, don't put every mone you have purchased on at the same time. You are sending too many messages
to those around you. "Kiss me, hug me, fight me!"
Just wash with a little soap and slap a little odor-control
under the arms when you have to go to work and that should do the trick. Time to let the real you come back.
Stop boiling the baby!
Sweet Thing
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