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    Default What you have to believe to be...

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    Republican today:

    WHAT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO

    BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY...




    1. Jesus loves you, and

    shares your hatred of the environment, homosexuals, and

    Hillary.




    2. Saddam was a good guy

    when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush'sdaddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him,

    anda bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"

    diversion.




    3. Trade with Cuba is

    wrong because the country is Communist, but tradewith China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international

    harmony.




    4. The United States

    should get out of the United Nations, and ourhighest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against

    Iran.




    5. A woman can't be

    trusted with decisions about her own body, butmulti-national corporations can make decisions affecting all

    mankindwithout regulation.




    6. The best way to

    improve military morale is to praise the troops inspeeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat

    pay.




    7. If condoms are kept

    out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.


    8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,then demand

    their cooperation and money.


    9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providinghealth care to

    all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companieshave the best interests of the public at

    heart.




    10. Global warming and

    tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, butcreationism should be taught in

    schools.




    11. A president lying

    about an extra-marital affair is an impeachableoffense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in

    whichthousands die is solid defense policy.


    12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in theConstitution, which

    include banning gay marriages and censoring theInternet.


    13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, butGeorge Bush's

    driving and military records are none of our business.


    14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're aconservative

    radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayersfor your

    recovery.




    15. What Bill Clinton did

    in the 1960s is of vital national interest,but what Bush did in the '60s is

    irrelevant.




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    Nice bumper-sticker collection!



    Of course Democrats are much better at this. So few Republicans know how to read or write.


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    Fortunately, Republicans have

    great senses of humor; even though every comedian is a leftie except for Dennis Miller and Rush Limbaugh.
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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    I'll be posting the Democrat list

    as soon as I can find it.
    Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
    --Lazarus Long

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtnjim View Post
    I'll be

    posting the Democrat list as soon as I can find it.
    Its filed under "R", for "Right".


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