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    Talking Atheist in the woods

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    An atheist was

    walking through the woods.

    "What majestic trees!"

    "What

    powerful rivers!"


    "What beautiful animals!"

    He said to himself.

    As he was

    walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot

    grizzly bear charging towards him.


    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He

    looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.


    He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.



    He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to

    pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his

    right paw to strike him.


    At that instant the Atheist

    cried out, "Oh my God!"


    Time Stopped.



    The bear froze.

    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years,

    teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to cosmic accident.




    Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"



    The atheist looked directly into the light and said,

    "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the

    BEAR a Christian?"


    "Very Well," said the voice.



    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

    And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:


    "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Very funny, and be careful what you ask for, or pray for!


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