Whether Democrat
or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The
President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of
your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So t he little boy goes off
to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and
finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in
the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good,
son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The President is
screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in
deep shit!
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