Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still
trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
Iran still closed off;
physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
France pleads for global help
after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to
help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age
112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in
raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is
the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Florexico.[/COLOR]
Japanese scientists have
created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on
Tuesdays and Fridays.
last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules
punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
of NBA players is now nine feet, seven
New federal law requires that
all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
voters still having trouble with voting machines.[/COLOR]