Blonde Joke

A blond calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and

I can't figure out how to get

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's


The blond says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides

to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over

the tablle.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,


of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a


He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then

..' he said with a deep sigh, . . . 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'