A distraught senior citizen

phoned her doctor's

office.



[COLOR=#00005b

]"Is it true," she wanted to

know,
[/COLOR]

[COLOR

=#00005b]"that the medication you prescribed

has[/COLOR]

to be taken for the rest of my life?""
"Yes, I'm afraid so,"

the doctor told

her.

[COLOR=

#00005b]There was a moment of silence before the senior lady

replied,[/COLOR]

[CO

LOR=#00005b]"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my

condition[/COLOR]

[COLOR

=#00005b]because this prescription is marked 'NO

REFILLS.'"[/COLOR]

[COL

OR=#00005b]-----------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[/COL

OR]
An older gentleman was on the operating

table

[COLOR=#00

0000]awaiting surgery and he insisted that his

son,

[COLOR=#000

000]a renowned surgeon, perform the

operation.[/COLOR]

[COLO

R=#000000]As he was about to get the

anesthesia[/COLOR]

[COLO

R=#000000]he asked to speak to his

son.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000

000]"Yes, Dad, what is

it?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000

000]"Don't be nervous,

son;[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000

000]do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go

well,[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#00

0000]if something happens to me, your mother is going to

come[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000

000]and live with you and your

wife...."[/COLOR]

[COLOR

=#00005b]--------------------------------

---------[/COLOR]

[COLOR

=#000000]Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when

you[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0000

00]stop lying about your age and start bragging about

it.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0000

5b]------------------------------------------[/COLOR]
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[/SI

ZE]
The older we get, the fewer things

seem

[COLOR=#000

05b]worth waiting in line

for.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000

05b]------------------------------------------[/COLOR]
[SIZE=2]
[/S

IZE]
Some people try to turn back their

odometers.

[COLO

R=#000000]Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this

way.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000

000]I've traveled a long way and some of

the[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0000

00]roads weren't

paved.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0

0005b]--------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[/COLOR

]
When you are dissatisfied and

would

[COLOR=#00

0000]like to go back to

youth,

[COLOR=#0

00000]think of Algebra

class.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0

0005b]---------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[/COLO

R]
You know you are getting old when

everything

[COLO

R=#000000]either dries up or

leaks.

[COLOR=#0

0005b]----------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[/COL

OR]
I don't know how I got over the

hill

[COLOR=#000

05b]without getting to the

top.

[COLOR=#000

05b]----------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[/COLOR

]
One of the many things no one tells you about

aging

[COLOR=#00

0000]is that it is such a nice change from being

young.

[COLOR=#0

0005b]-----------------

-----------------------------[/COLOR]

Ah, being young is

beautiful,

[COLO

R=#000000]but being old is

comfortable.[/COLOR]

[CO

LOR=#00005b]-------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[/

COLOR]
Long ago when men cursed and beat the

ground

[COLOR=#0

00000]with sticks, it was called

witchcraft.

[COL

OR=#000000]Today, it's called

golf[/COLOR]
.[COLOR=#0000

00]
[/COLOR]
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IZE]





Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to

the

[COLOR=#0000

00]second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for

my[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#00000

0]wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was

going."[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#

000000]The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's

a[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000000

]coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I

can't[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0

00000]find her and I'm getting a little

desperate."[/COLOR]

[COL

OR=#000000]The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help

you[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0000

00]find her. What does she look

like?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0

00000]The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old!

,[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#000000

]tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does you wife look

like?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#0

00000]To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't

matter,[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#

000000]--- let's go look for

yours."[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#

000000]*********[/COLOR]





Lord,

[COLOR=#40

40ff]Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my

mouth...AMEN..[/COLOR]



[SIZE=4]Only great

minds
can read

this






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